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{"slip": { "id": 35, "advice": "Only those who attempt the impossible can achieve the absurd."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 78, "advice": "Being kind is more rewarding than being right."}}

{"fact":"All cats have claws, and all except the cheetah sheath them when at rest.","length":73}

{"fact":"In contrast to dogs, cats have not undergone major changes during their domestication process.","length":94}

{"slip": { "id": 31, "advice": "Never let your Mother cut your hair."}}

{"fact":"Approximately 1\/3 of cat owners think their pets are able to read their minds.","length":78}

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