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{"slip": { "id": 193, "advice": "Value the people in your life."}}

{"fact":"In Ancient Egypt, when a person's house cat passed away, the owner would shave their eyebrows to reflect their grief.","length":117}

{"fact":"A cat has the ability to rotate their ears 180 degrees,with the help of 32 muscles that they use to control them.","length":113}

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{"slip": { "id": 175, "advice": "Plant a tree."}}

{"slip": { "id": 181, "advice": "Rule number 1: Try not to die. Rule number 2: Don't be a dick."}}

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{"fact":"Cats can judge within 3 inches the precise location of a sound being made 1 yard away.","length":86}

{"slip": { "id": 88, "advice": "Hold the door open for the next person."}}

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