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English Freakbeat, Volume 5 is a compilation album in the English Freakbeat series, featuring recordings that were released decades earlier, in the mid-1960s.
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{"type":"standard","title":"Sumgait Canyon","displaytitle":"Sumgait Canyon","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q47600646","titles":{"canonical":"Sumgait_Canyon","normalized":"Sumgait Canyon","display":"Sumgait Canyon"},"pageid":68534215,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/32/Sumqay%C4%B1t%C3%A7ay_11.jpg/330px-Sumqay%C4%B1t%C3%A7ay_11.jpg","width":320,"height":239},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/32/Sumqay%C4%B1t%C3%A7ay_11.jpg","width":2592,"height":1936},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1280957316","tid":"e8f072f4-032c-11f0-a4b6-fe45cf55a744","timestamp":"2025-03-17T12:39:47Z","description":"Landform in Sumgait, Azerbaijan","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sumgait_Canyon","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sumgait_Canyon?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sumgait_Canyon?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Sumgait_Canyon"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sumgait_Canyon","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Sumgait_Canyon","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sumgait_Canyon?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Sumgait_Canyon"}},"extract":"Sumgait Canyon or Sumgayitchai Canyon is a natural monument located in a part of the Sumgaitchai river flow. The canyon is located on the back of the Sumgait municipal waste landfill. This canyon is considered a potential destination for tourism in Sumgait.","extract_html":"
Sumgait Canyon or Sumgay