{"slip": { "id": 24, "advice": "When the cistern is filling, the seat is probably still warm."}}
{"fact":"The way you treat kittens in the early stages of it's life will render it's personality traits later in life.","length":109}
{"slip": { "id": 36, "advice": "If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a few payments."}}
{"slip": { "id": 52, "advice": "Don't promise what you can't deliver."}}
{"slip": { "id": 110, "advice": "Give up your seat for someone who needs it."}}
{"slip": { "id": 130, "advice": "If you have grandparents or parents - Talk to them more. Ask them about their life experiences."}}
{"slip": { "id": 116, "advice": "One of the top five regrets people have is that they didn't stay in contact with friends."}}
{"slip": { "id": 142, "advice": "If you don't like the opinion you've been given, get another one."}}
{"fact":"The smallest wildcat today is the Black-footed cat. The females are less than 20 inches (50 cm) long and can weigh as little as 2.5 lbs (1.2 kg).","length":145}
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