{"type":"general","setup":"Why are “Dad Jokes” so good?","punchline":"Because the punchline is apparent.","id":375}
{"type":"standard","title":"Citharomangelia planilabroides","displaytitle":"Citharomangelia planilabroides","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q13468722","titles":{"canonical":"Citharomangelia_planilabroides","normalized":"Citharomangelia planilabroides","display":"Citharomangelia planilabroides"},"pageid":53738823,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4f/Citharomangelia_planilabroides_001.jpg","width":247,"height":435},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4f/Citharomangelia_planilabroides_001.jpg","width":247,"height":435},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1009782509","tid":"41581b4f-7b2c-11eb-9b11-e8750663fac5","timestamp":"2021-03-02T07:52:37Z","description":"Species of gastropod","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Citharomangelia_planilabroides","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Citharomangelia_planilabroides?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Citharomangelia_planilabroides?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Citharomangelia_planilabroides"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Citharomangelia_planilabroides","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Citharomangelia_planilabroides","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Citharomangelia_planilabroides?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Citharomangelia_planilabroides"}},"extract":"Citharomangelia planilabroides is a species of sea snail, a marine gastropod mollusk in the family Mangeliidae.","extract_html":"
Citharomangelia planilabroides is a species of sea snail, a marine gastropod mollusk in the family Mangeliidae.
"}{"fact":"Your cat's heart beats at a rate almost double that of yours, from 110-140 beats per minute.","length":92}
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{"fact":"Isaac Newton invented the cat flap. Newton was experimenting in a pitch-black room. Spithead, one of his cats, kept opening the door and wrecking his experiment. The cat flap kept both Newton and Spithead happy.","length":211}
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{"fact":"A cat almost never meows at another cat, mostly just humans. Cats typically will spit, purr, and hiss at other cats.","length":116}
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{"slip": { "id": 161, "advice": "You have as many hours in a day as the people you admire most."}}
{"fact":"Neutering a male cat will, in almost all cases, stop him from spraying (territorial marking), fighting with other males (at least over females), as well as lengthen his life and improve its quality.","length":198}