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{"type":"standard","title":"Salif Diallo","displaytitle":"Salif Diallo","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q16188989","titles":{"canonical":"Salif_Diallo","normalized":"Salif Diallo","display":"Salif Diallo"},"pageid":18784963,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/57/Salif_Diallo_20160622.jpg/330px-Salif_Diallo_20160622.jpg","width":320,"height":321},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/57/Salif_Diallo_20160622.jpg","width":1061,"height":1064},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1273879301","tid":"a4fa5950-e2e6-11ef-98c4-c9cbfdb6bb52","timestamp":"2025-02-04T10:56:11Z","description":"Burkinabé politician","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salif_Diallo","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salif_Diallo?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salif_Diallo?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Salif_Diallo"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salif_Diallo","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Salif_Diallo","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salif_Diallo?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Salif_Diallo"}},"extract":"Salif Diallo was a Burkinabé politician who was President of the National Assembly of Burkina Faso from 2015 to 2017. He was a key associate of President Blaise Compaoré from the 1980s to the 2000s, serving in various posts during that period, including as Director of the Cabinet of the President from 1987 to 1989, Minister of Environment and Water from 1995 to 1999, and Minister of Agriculture from 2000 to 2008. He was appointed as Burkina Faso's Ambassador to Austria later in 2008. He also served as Vice-President of the Congress for Democracy and Progress, the ruling party.","extract_html":"
Salif Diallo was a Burkinabé politician who was President of the National Assembly of Burkina Faso from 2015 to 2017. He was a key associate of President Blaise Compaoré from the 1980s to the 2000s, serving in various posts during that period, including as Director of the Cabinet of the President from 1987 to 1989, Minister of Environment and Water from 1995 to 1999, and Minister of Agriculture from 2000 to 2008. He was appointed as Burkina Faso's Ambassador to Austria later in 2008. He also served as Vice-President of the Congress for Democracy and Progress, the ruling party.
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